Matt and Nick’s really good jokes.
Here are some of our favorite (clean) jokes:
#1.Why did the boy take his own toilet paper to the party?
A. Because he was a party pooper.
#2. What will Bob the Builder be called when he retires?
A. Bob
#3.Doctor, doctor, everyone thinks I’m a liar.
A. Well that’s hard to believe.
#4.Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
A. Why aren’t you laughing then?
#5.What do you call a detective skeleton?
A. Sherlock Bones.
By Nick and Matt.
